Professor Pain

M!A: NONE OPEN

Physical Condition: Healthy.
Collared Status: ACTIVE

03 Sep '14
2

nyxalogic:

profpain started following you

who are you

Phineas Armastus, though you should be telling me your name first given you followed me first.

02 Sep '14
17

averyrook:

profpain:

Sheer blue with little…rufflets at the hips.

Sounds very hot.

… Gonna gimme a little flash?

Y’can’t tell, but m’winkin’ at you.

[Well, to an extent, what’s the point of wearing them if no one ever sees. So he casually tugged at pant loops to expose a hip and the panties at a slant.]

02 Sep '14
17

averyrook:

profpain:

Either way, I’m always extremely attractive and that’s the best.

[Adjusted the glasses on his face once they were returned to him.]

Narcissist.

[ Smooches him on the cheek. ]

What panties are y’wearin’ today?

Sheer blue with little…rufflets at the hips.

01 Sep '14
17

averyrook:

profpain:

averyrook:

profpain:

averyrook:

Accidentally put on a magic ring an’ now it won’ come off. Don’ suppose y’know ancient Greek, Phin?

Do I look like a linguist?

D’you look like a cannibalistic serial killer?

In certain lights.

I suppose y’basement light would do that, yeah.

[ Puts Phin’s glasses back on his nose. ]

Most of the time y’jus’ look like someone’s dorky academic uncle.

Either way, I’m always extremely attractive and that’s the best.

[Adjusted the glasses on his face once they were returned to him.]

01 Sep '14
17

averyrook:

profpain:

averyrook:

Accidentally put on a magic ring an’ now it won’ come off. Don’ suppose y’know ancient Greek, Phin?

Do I look like a linguist?

D’you look like a cannibalistic serial killer?

In certain lights.

01 Sep '14
17

averyrook:

Accidentally put on a magic ring an’ now it won’ come off. Don’ suppose y’know ancient Greek, Phin?

Do I look like a linguist?

01 Sep '14
19

derelictsoldier:

[Hums in annoyance. A yes or no would suffice fine. Geeze.]

Uh. No? Fyou keep teasin, I’ll end up doin just that. Just without a knife, that way I don’t fto get close to you.

I already told you that I am only honest and direct when it suits me.

01 Sep '14
17

averyrook:

Yeah, yeah we all know y’very pretty f’y’age.

S’jus’ a shame y’can’t see m’expression righ’ now. M’sure you’d appreciate it.

Why are you invisible?

01 Sep '14
19

derelictsoldier:

Ahh, okay. I think I got it.

[Hand came back empty. Curiously, though, was harder to kill. Kept questioning.]

So, you’re not immortal. Just so crazy and fucked up it wouldn’t matter fi stabbed you. Right? That’s what I’m gettin here.

I might be.

Like I said, though. You’ll never know.

It’ll be a mystery~

01 Sep '14
19

derelictsoldier:

[Squints. Reaches under her sweater to touch the handle of said knife. She was so curious and apathetic but still cautious.]

Might wanna. Spell it out for me, then.

I am not a predator.

I am a deranged violent gore obsessed pain-oblivious psychopath.

You stick me and I won’t even flinch. And then it’ll be my turn.