Professor Pain

M!A: NONE OPEN

Physical Condition: Healthy.
Collared Status: ACTIVE

01 Sep '14
18

derelictsoldier:

Ahh, okay. I think I got it.

[Hand came back empty. Curiously, though, was harder to kill. Kept questioning.]

So, you’re not immortal. Just so crazy and fucked up it wouldn’t matter fi stabbed you. Right? That’s what I’m gettin here.

I might be.

Like I said, though. You’ll never know.

It’ll be a mystery~

01 Sep '14
18

derelictsoldier:

[Squints. Reaches under her sweater to touch the handle of said knife. She was so curious and apathetic but still cautious.]

Might wanna. Spell it out for me, then.

I am not a predator.

I am a deranged violent gore obsessed pain-oblivious psychopath.

You stick me and I won’t even flinch. And then it’ll be my turn.

01 Sep '14

[aggressively puts on the loudest dance music he can and goes right at it]

01 Sep '14
18

derelictsoldier:

You say that like I won’t stab you to find out.

You’re obviously confused as to my nature.

01 Sep '14
1

I am about to do enough cocaine to kill an elephant. That is how fed up I am.

01 Sep '14

Success.

01 Sep '14
3

averyrook:

[ Rook’s careful to keep out of the way of that tray wow. ]

Still a giant toddler, I see.

[ Snorts ]

[Stood there with less aggression.]

You’re off by three decades.

01 Sep '14
8

cdwalker:

profpain:

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I’m not the one who puked up ten whole weed. I kept it down unlike someone I know.

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I am not a veggie-tarian.

No excuse for being a whimp, ma.

01 Sep '14
18

derelictsoldier:

profpain:

derelictsoldier:

That… I like that answer. That’s a good answer.

Most people don’t. Plus, she’s dead, so you’re safe.

I was safe either way, but condolences on the dearly departed.

Oh? You immortal or somethin?

You’ll never know for sure.

01 Sep '14
8

cdwalker:

profpain:

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PROBABLY WHEN YOU GOT ME TO EAT A RAW HOT DOG.

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Yer such a fuckin’ pussy about those hot dogs, I swear t’god. 

I’m not the one who puked up ten whole weed. I kept it down unlike someone I know.