Professor Pain

M!A: NONE OPEN

Physical Condition: Healthy.
Collared Status: ACTIVE

21 Oct '14
3
"Hello there, young man!" Max waved a bloodied hand and rocked on the heels of his jackboots. "Would you like to help me learn dentistry?"

madscienceandarson:

profpain:

Hello, hello! How do you do?" He’s pretty fucking loud. Usually the first thing people notice. Not because he was yelling so much as he knew how to make his voice travel and break through the white noise. "Depends on how you think I can help you with that, friend. What do you have in mind?

He’s suspicious in the way a lion eyeballs a hyena. It’s natural. Part of his nature. Part of his sense for other people Not that the sense or small amount of wariness changes anything about his outward behavior. Can’t. It’s already a fake.

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After getting over the initial surprise of how loud this new person was, Max smiled and pulled his second hand from behind his back, showing off the rusted and worn dental tools.

"I was thinking of picking around in your mouth, maybe pull a few teeth out for my display shelves, and then sending you on your way." Max shrugged and put the tools in his lab coat pocket and crossed his arms behind himself again. "Or we could have tea afterwards. It really depends on what you want to do, mister…?”

Armastus, friend. I will have to politely decline the teeth pulling. See, I’m a man with a particular diet and a heavy sense of vanity. I need all of my teeth." Also, considering the nature of those questionable tools, he could safely say the request was hardly made by an actual orthodontist. "But! I may be persuaded to tea.

19 Oct '14
17

cdwalker:

[Well. She wasn’t about to let him fall into a lull. Even if it was one that she was sort of being pulled into herself. But naw. NAWWW. That wasn’t her style. She’d allow it for just a few more minutes. Keep carving slow and steady into his skin until eventually the blade paused. Right at the shoulder she’d bitten.

And with no warning whatsoever, she drove it into the area. Nothing vital in there. Easy enough to fix up with some effort afterwards. But hopefully knocking him out of that calm.

She’d said she’d wanted to taste him. That’s just what she was gonna fucking do.

[What mostly jarred him was the sudden shove on his balance. He caught it quick and braced against the rest of the shove that put the knife though his shoulder. That would be a new scar.

The subclavian was around there somewhere, but she did have a decent amount of biology behind her so he didn’t worry much about it being nicked.]

Going to have a slab of shoulder? Not a poor choice.

19 Oct '14
5

jbitch420:

profpain:

I don’t either. Especially since you’re intoxicated.

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im only al itttle hihg its just really ahrd to t y pe with caws

How do I find all the freaks on the internet?

19 Oct '14
17

cdwalker:

Yer lucky I’m an artist.

[Took a moment to lean over and bite at his shoulder and then lean down to lap at a small amount of blood from her already carved out line. Small encouragement before she continued her strokes with the knife that extended from that line and down along the left rib cage. Not sure where exactly she was going. But she would improvise. Too absorbed in the scent of his blood to really do much else.

[The bite got a compulsive chuckle before he settled back down. Neither injury doing much to his ability to stand still and let her work. His brain was kicking out endorphins, though. Even though he wasn’t receiving any of the pain signals properly. Rest of his brain got he information fine, just not the parts that mattered for him to sense it. 

So he slipped into a bit of a deep calm. One that included a boner, but that was expected. Other than that, very calm. Deep slow breathing. Not a lot of focus in his stare. Sort of feeling the lines. The sensation of his own flesh parting.

Wasn’t the worst.]

19 Oct '14
3
"Hello there, young man!" Max waved a bloodied hand and rocked on the heels of his jackboots. "Would you like to help me learn dentistry?"

Hello, hello! How do you do?" He’s pretty fucking loud. Usually the first thing people notice. Not because he was yelling so much as he knew how to make his voice travel and break through the white noise. "Depends on how you think I can help you with that, friend. What do you have in mind?

He’s suspicious in the way a lion eyeballs a hyena. It’s natural. Part of his nature. Part of his sense for other people Not that the sense or small amount of wariness changes anything about his outward behavior. Can’t. It’s already a fake.

19 Oct '14
17

cdwalker:

Tch. Y’know m’not gonna kill you.

[Well if you wanna do that. Then she was gonna dig the blade into his skin a little further. Keep it from going in to a vital area, but making it deep enough to actually pull some blood. Drag it across his chest in one direction and then the other. Just making a line. Just getting started. 

She didn’t get this opportunity with anyone. So this was a large experiment. And he was an all too willing subject.]

Jus’ gonna..

Decorate you a lil’.

Then maybe.

Have a bit of a taste.

[The smell of blood was already fucking enticing enough. And she felt mildly disgusted with herself but at the same time, it wasn’t as though Phineas gave a shit.

[Have a hum. He doesn’t give a flyyyyyying fuck about the things she seemed troubled by. Most of his life was indulging what she was feeling right then.]

Better make the pattern interesting. To go with the tattoos.

19 Oct '14
17

cdwalker:

[Well that was just fucking fine with her. Closed the gap between them pretty readily and traced a thin line with the blade down the center of his chest. Not cutting just yet. But the slightest tease while she allowed herself a grin.]

Y’know what.

I prob’ly wouldn’ even fuckin’ be opposed t’that. 

Proooobably not. You only have enough respect to read you my warning label.

[She’s teasing. He was going to ‘tease’ back. By purposely leaning right into the knife until it did poke in past the dermal layer. Hey there. Hi there. He’s a fit of grins. Though all he’s feeling is the cool metal against nerve endings not usually sensitized.]

19 Oct '14
5

jbitch420:

profpain started following you

mmy roomemate jstu startd laughng unckctoollably and he shwoe d me sonme dude dressed up as a witch idk whats going on

I don’t either. Especially since you’re intoxicated.

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19 Oct '14
4

averyrook:

[TXT; Panty Shot: he has a skeleton. and trust me he manages. his sister’s also fantastic like wow. ]

[TXT; Panty Shot: enjoy your shower think of me ]

[txt] u kno i will

19 Oct '14
17

cdwalker:

[…Oh.

She. Didn’t expect that.

But.

Well.]

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Yer a real fuckin’ people pleaser, ain’t you.

[Got that knife in her hand and twirled it a little bit before eyeing him up. Narrowing eyes and looking up at him.]

Shirt off.

[Also easy. Bow-tie, sweater vest, and shirt are off in short order.]

Because you are Charlie, I’m going to remind you that if I start to think I’m about to die, I regain the ability to return the favor, and will use it.